Tuesday, 17 January 2012

The usual haunt of the HistmystReader

        It is no exaggeration to say I'm an avid reader.  I have over 3000 books, in many subjects by many authors and still can't resist browsing in bookstores and charity shops.  I have favourite bookshops (usually the ones that look like crowded and cluttered storehouse of obsessive collectors).  I find it hard to let any book go - even the occasional lousy ones or the rare duplicate I've acquired.  I can admit to have read each one and many repeatedly.  But where's my favourite place?
        Now, it must be stated that I'm never without a book.  It's odd but I get a mental twitch if I somehow sense I don't have a book with me, either as a good, ol' fashioned paperback or on my Kindle.  I don't often find myself in the situation where I'm reading more than one book at a time, though this has happened; I found myself without book and immediately dived into a Waterstones to fill the void in my psyche, f'rinstance.  So be it on the London Underground, in a dentist's waiting room or just standing outside at a bus stop - I have a book to read.  But there is one location where I am required to have a book and, in fact, is my favourite place to read:

        The pub.

        Finances what they are nowadays, visits to the public house are infrequent.  A sign of the general UK economy - and favouritism on the part of the Government towards the retail sector  over the entertainment industry - is that pubs are dropping out of use in many places in favour of large pub companies (which can get cheap bulk deals), restaurants which make more money on food sales and take-homes from large supermarket chains.  However I feel a certain loyalty towards the humble pub and will spend hard-earned if small sums in these historic example of British history.  They give me a dashed fine place to read my book.

        Given the opportunity - and a small measure of UK currency - there's nothing more I thoroughly enjoy than heading towards one of my regular "locals", grabbing a pint and a discrete seat then immersing myself in my book for a couple of hours.  I am a creature of habit.  In each of my locals (I have several depending on inkling for a particular pint, atmosphere, predicted availability of seating and whim) I have favoured seats and preferred drinks; as an example, I like a Stowford Press cider in The Gladstone but a pint of Abbot Ale in The Old Trip to Jerusalem.  It takes me approximately one hour of reading to drink one pint.
        Levels of noise matter not to me, be it the clamouring of tourists for cups of tea (in a pub, how odd!), the unintelligible (to me) pronouncements of football fans or even music; as an old habitue of the London rock venue The Intrepid Fox, I was often seen sitting at the bar immersed in my latest acquisition, tapping away with my foot.  A seat has, at times, been optional - I like to sit but rather than squeeze in with a party of complete strangers, I'll happily lean an elbow on the bar.  Actually the light is usually better but one has to be careful for spills when putting the paperback down.

        Nope.  I like reading my books in pubs.  I'm noted for it.  Like having a favourite hat, one becomes noticed for it.  " 'Ere look," they say "he's reading another book!"  I really can't help it - my idea of uncomfortable is sitting in a bar without company and just staring off into the distance - usually symbolised by the stain left by a missing promotional poster.  If I'm with friends, a social event if you will, that's different.  I chat, muse and get my round in.  But on my own - or with my understanding and equally bookish wife - my fingers itch to start page turning.

        It's the aforementioned notability of reading in a pub which initiates the only drawback; discussion.
        More usually when stood at the bar but occasionally when seated at a table, some folk can't help commenting to me ... about reading.  "What are you reading?" is the most common gambit, followed by "Is that a good book?"  It's as if they find reading so unusual that they must draw my attention to it.  You're reading a book in a pub, they seem to imply, that's unusual - explain!
        Now, I was brought up to be polite.  I'm happy to pass a small comment, in a mannerly way, but would prefer to be left to read.  Were I pausing, to buy another drink say, then I consider it fair to exchange a few words in conversation.  But the occupation of reading is quite obvious - even newspapers require a modicum of concentration.  A book might be considered a little more taxing.  And yet, there are some folk who actually want to pursue a conversation with a reader!  In my experience, and pray forgive the generalisation, these usually consist of middle-aged males, entering the pub on their own and seem in need of companionship.
        I could be a tad sympathetic at this point - wanting companionship and going to a public house for fellowship.  However, it's when I am obviously more interested in reading than in continuing a chat and they still insist on talking at me, asking questions which require answer, that it becomes irritating if not downright rude.  I try to persevere; I try to be tolerant.  One barman thought it hilarious that, on one occasion, from the other side of the room he could tell I wasn't interested in the speaker and yet they continued.  It is remarkable that these sad, lonely individuals can be so damn thick-skinned!  They couldn't take a hint if you gift-wrapped it and hit them over the head with an unsubtle statement!  Suffice to say, I have resorted to moving to a different part of the bar and even drank up and moved pub - an action which rankles, believe me.  On one occasion, with no other option, I countered the boor's unwanted pronouncements with scathing opinion, liberally peppered with bad language!  When he berated me, I merely countered with "I didn't want your opinion, I'm not interested in talking to you, you tried to start a conversation with me - if you don't like it, shut up and leave me alone!  I won't be offended!"  I felt quite ashamed yet completely justified.

        This said, I still prefer to sit in a pub and read.  I can loose myself for hours, turning pages until I've finished the novel ... then starting another.  I let the surroundings wash around me, I become part of the furniture.  I am hidden by being in a public place.
        And I read.  And read.  And read.


  1. LOL--this is SO me in a coffee shop or any restaurant; if I am alone, I'm reading, and I too hate to be interrupted. At least here in the States, if you are in a coffee shop (not a diner or truck stop, but a real coffee shop--either Starbucks/Peak's/Seattle's Best-type chain or preferably an independent), most other patrons are literary types also (many are using the shop's free WiFi), so interruptions are few and far between.

    Just a final comment on this post--my house only has about a third of the books yours holds (not counting my e-reader titles), so my question is--how do you store them all and how do you keep track of what you own so you don't duplicate a title? Wow...3000...

    1. From an unnaturally early age I've been disturbingly tidy. Add to this experience of living in small bedsits and flats and I've got used to fitting a quart into a pint pot!
      In my library/den/secret lair, there are bookshelves on every possible surface. Two free-standing book cases can be accessed from both sides, doubling their capacity. Finally 40 or so cook books are in a bookcase in the downstairs loo, near the kitchen!
      How do I remember the titles? Dunno. The title may ring a bell, the cover blurb often confirms or reminds me too. F'rinstance, I just *know* which Agatha Christie titles I have (about 43 so far).
      I've started a library catalogue listing title, author, published date, category and ISBN. My lovely missus (an ex-librarian) thinks I'm a lost cause!